Saturday, October 31, 2015

The Annual Variety Show

25th October

The school annual variety show was last night, so what did I learn from this event?
  • It’s amazing what you can do when you think you can’t
  • There are more parallels between Buddhism and Christianity than I realized
  • My students really are sweet (actually, I knew this)
  • The school captain could pursue a career as a drag queen….
    My home group student Ugyen Wangmo
    has the sweetest voice
Going back about a month I was a little miffed to find out from the students that I was teaching /coordinating English Dance.  I had been allocated this role with no consultation and no communication from those organizing the program.

So when students started to ask me if they could be “part of Madam’s English Dance”  I needed to respond with “tell me more”

Did anyone actually ask if there was such a thing as “English dance” in the sense that the Bhutanese engage regularly in their traditional dances; or did anyone think to ask me if I could dance?  Silly question.

I googled traditional English dances and decided the moves were far too complicated for me and I did not have any suitable music

So in due course I had a list of names and consulted with 2 of my neighbour students spent a couple of hours sitting with me and my IPad going through my collection on ITunes to decided what they might like to dance to.  They selected Hobart band, The Innocents, song My Home Town.

So I attempted to convene a practice.  Half the students were elsewhere practicing something else.  So I told them to come and get me from the staff room when that practice was finished.  It was a bit like herding cats. 

Finally my colleague Zangmo suggested that we divide the week between Hindi dance practice and English dance practice – which worked reasonably and I had about 60% of the dancers at any one time as there were assorted other practices as well.  I did almost give up.

By the end of the night the small children were exhausted
The boys decided they did not like my tune and wanted to choose another and do something different.  So another hour plus with ITunes and they decided on We built this city  and would develop their own routine.  That came to an absolute standstill, so I did not pursue it.

I tried to show them some UTube clips but intermittent 3G ……

And I do not have a great store of music videoclips on my computer.  In fact, a very round number…..

I asked the girls to show me what they could do – and they stood and looked at me self-consciously   So I told them to dance as they would if they were alone with the music.  One or two made an attempt to move.  It was going to be a long haul. 

Looking stunning as they line up for traditional dances
Eventually they loosened up and by dint of telling one, then another I liked their moves, we selected a whole lot of random moves and put them together into a bit of a routine.  Which we tried to practice with ever changing numbers attending practice and a few who seemed to want to do their own thing regardless. 

Then on the Wednesday afternoon before the show, classes were cancelled, I thought for practice, but it was a dress rehearsal.  AAHHRRGGHHH.  We had not finished developing the routine for the final part of the track.

So, sneaking out for practice before their item was called, then more practice afterwards.  Practicing on the basketball court, amongst fighting dogs and small students playing chasings, in the late afternoon light with the prayer wheel and river valley in the background, I had to photograph the incongruity of the scene, with the girls in their school uniform – traditional kira and taego, bobbing along to 70s style pop music from a Hobart band who probably never dreamed their tunes would echo in places such as this.

The dakini, or fairies, stand by the god of death
It was announced that staff dinner would be served at the school at 5pm, before the show starting at 6pm.  One is, of course, safe to assume that BST (Bhutan Stretchable Time) will apply to all such timings.

As I was leaving after morning school on Saturday, I was caught by one of my colleagues and a couple of my favorite students:  could I help the boys get some video clips onto one of “my” computers  (ie, those Bruce donated when he visited) for their skit.

No, they did not have the clips with them, they were on the phone (illicit possession according to school rules) of a friend – a day scholar.  OK I would come back at 4pm and assist.  Be prompt, no BST.  Silly assumption that this would be heeded. 

Looking fabulous in her best hand woven kira
In due course the required students were convened in the one place and the phone produced.  It took a bit of fiddling to work out how to get it to talk to the computer, then I needed to edit one video clip so it was the correct orientation.

I had told them to make sure all other cables, extension cords, data projector etc were already organized.  1/3 is, I suppose, something.

So by about 5:20pm we had organized the connection of all equipment and the logistics of how it would be put in place and operated for the skit and safely moves away at other times.

By which time staff dinner was just about ready to be served and Zangmo and I found a relatively clean piece of cement wall on which to perch while we ate our dhal, rice, fresh beef (a rare luxury) and bean datsi al fresco.

and looking fabulous dressed
in his "plastics" dress
But not before the vice principal had told me how good he thought the English dance was during dress rehearsal, these steps being something new to him, and what a good dancer I must be as well.  I confess to disillusioning him and telling him the routine was a group effort with much input from the girls.

By about 6:30pm people were in place and I was invited to sit with the official group but elected to sit a little closer to the computer in case they needed assistance at the last minute.  It also put me closer for photography.

And close to a window I could open to reduce the pervading smell of doma and perfume of one of my colleagues sitting near by.

The huge benefit of sitting where I was:  my class captain, Namgang, came to see if I was OK and was enjoying the show and to sit with me (or rather, squat beside my chair) for a while, which was sweet of him, and my very intense but very dear student Thinley came to sit beside me and interpret for me, as the entire program was in Dzonkha.  This interpretation was particularly valuable for the play (which incorporated the afore mentioned video clips) and featured the death of a holy man and a farmer who had not led a blameless life and subsequent judgment by the god of death of these 2 characters.  The case of the 2 characters was presented respectively by the white god and a character dressed in black, who would take the spirit of the “bad man” to hell, if that was the judgment.

wearing the dress of the people of
Arunchel Praedesh
The god of death held a mirror, in which were reflected the deeds of each character as related by the white god and the black one.  The videoclips were to portray what was seen in the mirror.  Quite cleverly thought out, but what other would I expect with Nima, my highly gifted class 7 student, involved.


So the god of death was rather the Buddhist equivalent of St Peter.

A delightful dance was performed by 4 boys, with an important message about recycling, with costumes made from discarded “plastic”, the term for anything non-perishable.  The school captain, another Nima,  was stunningly attired in a skirt of “plastic” strips, shoes made from plastic drink bottles, and something designed to give him a bust line to rival a Barbie doll.  He could definitely move and shake it all to match the look.  He looked quite at home in the outfit and definitely as if he was enjoying himself as he danced to the music. 

Another fabulous kira worn by Tshering Pema,
my landlord's daughter
English dance finally came on, and despite a false start (those playing the music forgot to count the girls in before starting the music) the overall effect was not too bad.

If I got bored with the dancing, I could always concentrate on what the students were wearing.  For many dances, they had on their best kira, magnificent pieces of work, which are saved for special occasions.

The program went until well after 9:30pm and many of the younger students simply curled up where they were and went to sleep.  One had been asleep with her head cradled by one of my class 7 girls for most of the evening.


All in all, quite an entertaining evening, with much talent displayed, but was quite glad to get home and find a snack before bed.

Travels with my Brother

31st August

It must be more than 35 years since I trekked with my brother, (in Tasmania we call it bushwalking) however, it seemed a good idea to both of us that we should do this when he visited me earlier this month.

Fungi abounded in the forests
Treking together, and the actual route taken, was partly a result of trying to fit everything Bruce wanted to do into a very short time span and partly the result of a suggestion of friend “Mr Piet” who is undertaking contract work for Trashiyangtse Dzonghag in relation to tourism development.

Anyway, it was resolved that I should try and organise us to do the “Far Out East Bhutan Trek”.  Piet suggested that I should talk with the Gup, the village senior public servant, who had previously indicated that he had access to guides and trek crew.

Perhaps I should point out that, despite the existence of a rather nice brochure about the trek, as an option for visitors it’s more of a concept than a reality.

In due course I managed to meet with the Gup, and was delighted to be accorded the formal bow as greeting.  After some discussion, I believed that all was settled and he would organise a guide and a porter, a Bolero (preferred brand of 4 wheel drive vehicle) to transport us to the commencement of our trek, our homestay accommodation in Omba, and accommodation in a “cowshed” on Shangphula peak, along with packed lunches as required.

Trails through the mist
The cowshed concept was a little alarming.  I interpreted that this may be the cow herder’s summer quarters but it does not always pay to make assumptions in Bhutan…. We could be in for a somewhat biblical experience.

A couple of emails back and forth with Piet confirmed that we would not be spreading our sleeping bags on an earth floor, there was a higher level.  A small sigh of relief, but I did purchase a couple of the polythene “carpets” to use as groundsheets under the closed cell foam sleeping mats which I would borrow from the school.

Email correspondence also confirmed that my anticipated 3 days for the full trek was over-ambitious and we would need to cut out one part.  I decided that the temple at Gongza could be forfeited in favour of watching sunset over Bhutan and sunrise over India from Shangphula peak.  The highest point of this peak sits right on the boarder.

Zangthokperi Goempa
Encountering the Gup on the village road a couple of weeks later and his question “Is your brother
coming to visit?” generated some anxiety about the extent of organization of our trek and I decided another meeting was highly desirable.  Not always easy to organise.

I was finally able to confirm again that yes, my brother was coming and yes, we still wanted to do the trek and after some slightly assertive requests on my part I was able to get an idea of costs.  “we give what we think”  for homestay accommodation was not something that sat easily with me – I had no idea of a ball park figure, so politely requested some real guidance on the matter.

The couple of days before departure was quite amusing in class.  The homestay in Omba is operated by the mother of one of my least academic and cooperative students.  However, a comment  (positive of course) about an improvement in his helpfulness as being commensurate with someone who knew I would be spending a night in his mother’s house in the very near future elicited a complete personality change and a very contrite apology for all past behaviours.  A reminder now that I do have his mother’s phone number saved in my phone restores his level of application to task.  We won’t mention that there is no shared language for communication…
Darchen Ney

 The morning of our departure for the trek was actually quite clear, given that we’d had 2-3 days’ of heavy rain, but the Gup came out to meet us and suggested that we might want to cancel because the weather was bad.  No.  We both were keen to go, so off we headed for Tsenkharla, our departure point, with our guide Rinchen and our porter, Tashi . We got the distinct impression that our accommodation would be organized subsequent to our departure from Kheni.

I should mention at this point that Kheni is higher above sea level than most of Tasmania, and my brother lives right at sea level.  I should also mention that Kheni is averaging maximum temperature around 30 degrees centigrade on a daily basis and Bruce has come from the southern hemisphere winter in Tasmania -  4 degrees centigrade when he left - a couple of challenges for him for some of the uphill stints.

Some rivers had bridges
I have previously hiked from Tsenkharla to Shakshing and enjoyed the stunning panoramic views of 3 valleys from the narrow ridge, but we were destined to walk this in the mist, which in itself was a very atmospheric experience.  Parts of the forest feel very ancient and sometimes a single tree is a complete ecosystem in itself.  Many of the trees had Spanish moss draped from their branches and fungi were plentiful.

 Bruce had previously wished for sunshine, but I had warned him to be careful what he wished for….. hiking in sunshine in this climate would be very uncomfortable. 

We visited the gorgeous little Goempa (temple) at Zangthokperi, were treated to an extensive and informative talk about Tantric Buddhism and local history at Shakshing Goempa (Tantric Buddhism I learned, was the quickest but most dangerous path to enlightenment as it is very easy to fall from the right path.  I am reminded of the line from one of the songs from les Miserables ‘and if they fall, as Lucifer fell…” and finally we ascended to our highest point of the day at Darchen, 950m above our starting point at Tsenkharla. 

Some bridges were best crossed one person
at a time
While still very warm at that altitude, it was also still misty.  Bruce maintained the mist was simply evaporation from him and I will say that I thought there was incense being burned behind him until I realized it was steam from his back!
Darchen had the feel of being much older than Shakshing, although history says they were built by the same person, and is certainly not as recently renovated.  It is considered the more sacred of the Goempas in that area and it is certainly very atmospheric and is associated with a ney – groups of sacred stones, which we were shown – prayer books, fish … located a small distance from the Goempa.  A new cloak had been procured for the statue of Buddha and we were fortunate enough to each be given a strip from the old coat, properly blessed, and tied onto our wrists.

Lunch was eaten sitting in the Goempa, this being about the only dry spot.  As noone had thought to bring spoons for us, our curry and rice was eaten local style – with our hands.

After lunch our descent of 830m commenced (plus some additional ups and downs) and the cloud cleared a little to give occasional views, which increased as the day progressed.  Our descent took us down muddy tracks and small creeks, through open meadow and beautiful forest, through gardens of maize (sweet corn) which was more than double our height and fields of chillies and past numerous small villages.  At one stage we had glimpses of Golden Langur in the trees.
Images in the rocks at Omba: Nepali and
Bhutanese Chorten

We crossed what seemed to be a very recent landlide – with bated breath, small rivers which once had bridges but these had been washed away by flood, bridges that suggested that one person at a time would be a good idea (and stay over the lengthwise beam for a little extra safety) and then came across a group of villagers and monks apparently having a picnic.  They were, it transpired, carrying new prayer books to their village, the prayer books having first been blessed by the Dalai Lama.  They offered us tea, but I declined as it was already getting late and I was uncertain as to the accuracy of estimates of time to destination – since this had already been vary varied since leaving Darchen.

We proceeded ahead of the prayer book party, but they soon caught up with us.  Used to the terrain, the altitude and carrying heavy load, these people far outstripped our pace.  We stood by the side of the path to allow them to pass with the prayer books, respectfully bowing and covering our mouths as instructed by our guide, in the presence of such holy items.  I did note that the tea ladies brought up the rear.

The caretaker points out the sacred letters "OM" (in Dzonkha)
From which Omba gets its name
Our hostess for the evening was amongst this party so I was more than happy for her to be going on ahead.  However, as it transpired, she needed to attend to her hospitality duties with the monks before attending to our dinner.

The homestay at Omba was basic, but less basic than I anticipated.  It had a western toilet and a shower (albeit cold) as is required for registration of a homestay.  We were provided with naja (sugar tea) and zao and I introduced Bruce to the concept of adding this roasted rice to tea.  The shower was most refreshing, although the presence of 2 large black spiders had me wary for the duration.

Omba Goempa
and the statue of Guru Rinpoche
Although dinner was slow in coming, alternate sustenance was not and we were provided with plates of new season fresh apple,  cucumber (I should mention the cucumber are humongous) and peaches and more tea.  Ara (local “wine” – albeit distilled!) was also offered and I accepted, as I thought Bruce should try this, and I have developed a bit of a taste for it.  Served warm with egg or butter stirred through there is some sustenance to what at times seems to be pure spirit.

Our host joined us for a while and our guide Rinchen translated questions and answers, and also commenced his quest to talk us out of the cowshed experience planned for the following evening, interpreted questions and answers.

We asked about the number of visitors to Omba.  Omba is one of Bhutan’ most sacred sites and is designated as the Takshang of the East.  The village itself is pretty, sitting on a somewhat flat area on a steep hillside, but the Goempa and ney (sacred stones) are a little higher,  perched on a cliff, with a statue of Guru Rinpoche (who is credited with having brought Buddhism to Bhutan and is to Buddhists in Bhutan what Jesus is to Christians) sitting higher still on the cliff above the Goempa.  We were told that Omba gets quite a few visitors.  9 last year.

Bruce's selfie with sister
We both declined the offer of additional blankets.  My sleeping bag was purchased on the basis that I never ever wanted to be cold in a sleeping bag again, and I was told that the next model was suitable for snow camping, without a tent.  I rarely zip it up.  Bruce had a sleeping bag kindly lent by one of the government officers in the village.  The additional altitude of Omba which made it a little cooler than Kheni, plus the exercise of the best part of a 20km walk with 950m plus of ascent and 830m plus of descent was enough to ensure a good night’s sleep.

We departed Omba after a good breakfast and acceptance of gifts of fruit, ara and cornflakes and headed for Omba ney and Goempa.  I had previously visited the Goempa but not the ney, and in this very special and sacred place, the cave where Guru Rinpoche had meditated, we lit butter lamps with thoughts of those no longer with us; quite an emotional experience.

The caretaker led us along the path past further sacred stones and springs – from which we took the small amount of water to sip as a blessing (this water is quality tested regularly – I have met the person responsible) to the path to the Goempa but she suggested it was too steep and slippery.  I countered with the suggestion that we start and turn back if we felt unsafe.  We reached the Goempa, which is tiny, but lovely with its bas-relief carvings behind the statues, and duly made our prostrations and offerings and received a blessing, as we had done in all the other Goempas. 
Just another beautiful stream

Bruce and I then had a private little ritual of our own, in memory of Mum, before descending back to the main path.  I had asked about ascending to the statue of Guru Rinpoche, but the caretaker said the path was way too slippery – given my previous experience of this when visiting with the students in the dry in February (be careful madam!) I accepted her assessment.  I certainly had no intention of suggesting Bruce attempt some of the crawling through confined spaces to earn merit.  These were interesting enough when it was dry.

The path to the peak of Shangphula took us through the tiny village of Phetki, from where we could look down on Omba village and across to the Goempa. From there we headed variously on paths  through parts of the forest, and off paths, towards the peak.  It transpired our guide had not ascended Shangphula before from this direction….

Our porter puts his load to good use
It was getting towards lunch time and we were told that we would have lunch at a cow shed.  Both Bruce and I were finding it hard going, as we were ascending largely straight up the slope, with no noticeable trail to follow, and the vegetation was more low scrub than alpine meadow.  We opted for snacks rather than sitting to curry and rice in the start of a shower of rain.

We passed what was described to us as a cowshed, but I suggested this was not the cowshed as described by Piet, as it was a very temporary structure of blue tarpaulin and poles.

Struggling towards the summit without a path
In due course we reached the ridge and admired some good views of India but somewhat more cloudy views on the Bhutan side.  There were, however, hint of ranges behind ranges beyond Darchen – all increasing in altitude.

We found a somewhat sheltered place to sit and eat and after rescuing a discarded disposable plate from the shrubbery, Bruce and I set off for the actual peak which was 5-10 minutes away.

At this stage, there was assorted discussion about another cowshed, maybe an hour or two away, (in the wrong direction) and below us in the forest.  And requiring us to walk across the Indian border.  And the cowshed was small, too small for the 4 of us.  This was merely the ongoing conversation about it not being very nice, not very clean, and maybe we should go to Jangphutse for the night.

From the peak, we could see the roof of a small building, maybe 5-10 minutes away, but were told this belonged to Indian herders and was not the building.

Alpine meadows from Shangphula peak
We spent a while on the peak, admiring the views and taking photographs and Bruce and I discussed our options, one of which seemed to be spending ages not finding anywhere to sleep for the night, maybe inadvertently wandering across the border – potentially risky despite there being noone around, and then having insufficient time to get to Jangphutse in the light, so I finally said we could go to Jangphutse.  We could recognize when we were beat!  Clearly we were not going to sleep anywhere we could see the sun rise over India and the sun set over Bhutan.  Shame.  That idea really appealed.  Maybe another time.

Friendly relations across borders!
Bruce is standing in India, I am in Bhutan
The descent to Jangphutse was a little gentler than our ascent had been, but slippery in places.  It took us through some nice pasture and lovely forest. I called a stop at one point and we found somewhere to sit and our guide immediately pounced upon the fungus growing beside Bruce, then commenced to collect a good quantity of this comestible.  Bruce and I contented ourselves with photographing various other fungi; our porter Tashi had become quite a fungi spotter!  They also found for us fresh tiger scratchings.  It really brought home to us that we were in the environment of this shy and rare creature.

We continued our descent and eventually were in earshot of the village and the sounds of horns, drums and chanting:  a rimdru was in progress in honour of the arrival of the sacred prayer books.  The Lhakhang was under reconstruction so the rituals were taking place in a tent erected for the purpose.

Just another gorgeous fungi
We entered the village, I was greeted by a couple of my students who had been given leave to come home for this auspicious occasion, and visited the site of the Rimdru, and although we declined the offer of naja, cups were thrust into our hands and the hot, sweet tea was welcome.   One of my students, a really low ability class 7 girl, looked absolutely tickled pink that I was in her village and she was able to show me her brothers and sisters and point out her other various relatives.  She is a child I have described to my colleagues as “unfortunate looking” but a couple of weeks later she had her fringe braided to keep it out of her eyes and her hair was tied back and I exclaimed to her, very genuinely, that she has a very pretty shaped face that looks lovely with her hair back off it. 

Eventually we descended further through the village to our accommodation for the evening.   The school had previously been offered to me as an accommodation possibility, (visitors to Kheni LSS are often bunked in the table tennis room – mattresses on the floor and some blankets may be found) but I had told Rinchen that he needed to contact the Gup about our changed plans, and although the Gup had told me we would stay in the BHU (basic health unit), we were taken to a private house.  I was initially a bit miffed, largely because access to the toilet was hazardous and I fell over in the mud, plus there was no water supply running at that point in time.  The one plus I had been looking forward to in Jangphutse was being able to strip off muddy and sweaty clothing and tip cold water over myself. 

Hints of peaks from Jangphutse -
peaks I cannot see from Kheni
I had already ascertained that the shop would be open and sold beer “I think Mr Bruce would like some beer” so Tashi was given money and sent to buy a couple of bottles;  a glass of that plus a bowl of roasted sweetcorn started to put a much more pleasant perspective on matters, despite our disheveled appearance, and in due course I was told that a bucket of water had been put down in the toilet for me to wash.   The major hazards to access to the toilet  (pointed planks at eye level) had been moved aside.  As dinner was being prepared, our host’s father shared our beer and talked with us via our guide, his English and my Dzonkha being restricted respectively to half a dozen words. 

So we had walked 14Km, ascended 1125m, descended 900m plus the up and down to get to Omba Goempa. Not a bad effort.

Dinner included plain boiled eggs, but some of the nicest we’d had in a long time.  Most households had their own henhouses, so freshness was assured.

Staff and students of Jangphutse school

Wending our way through rice paddies
Views in the morning from the window afforded views with hints of high mountains further into Bhutan – peaks I cannot see from Kheni.

It rained overnight, which would have added an enormous hazard to the already steep and slippery descent which we had already made.  So that was a bonus from our decision to abandon the night on the peak.  As was the opportunity for Bruce to stay in a private house in a remote village.  And the opportunity to be at the village school for morning assembly.

Jangphutse primary school has a very small enrolment, around 40, and we were subsequently told that we were the first overseas visitors to the school.  It was a privilege to attend their assembly and for me to hear their variation to the morning prayer and anthem, both of which were sung quite differently to the way they are sung by the Kheni students.

I offered to the principal to read to the students, since it is national reading year and these students get little opportunity to hear native English speakers.  I declined the offer to choose a story, suggesting that it would be better for a staff member to choose a story the students knew, in case some students had trouble with the difference between my speech and that of their teachers.
A different view of Kheni

Tea with the principal followed and he proudly displayed his gold medal from His Majesty, awarded for services to remote schools.  He told me that had he known we were staying in Jangphutse, we could have stayed with him in his house, a very generous offer.

We proceeded out of Jangphutse, passing various building, including one with its elderly inhabitant sitting on the steps.  I greeted the gentleman in Dzonkha and received no reply and no visual reaction.  I asked Rinchen if he was blind, and Rinchen replied in the negative and I suggested he looked as if he didn’t want to see me.  Bruce suggested he was looking as if we were not there.  After some discussion we could only surmise that he has not seen pale skin before and that his conclusion was that we were ghosts.  I know enough of the stories and traditions that one should not speak to ghosts, but just hope that they go away.  We did.  It was, however, a rather unusual experience. 

Our trail through the village took us through maize fields that were more like forests, down paths that were more like streams, along the levees that separate the rice paddies and through lemongrass clad hillsides,  Eventually the path turned into a steady descent around the hill, a virtual superhighway compared to the paths we had previously travelled.

As we rounded the shoulder of the hill, I had views of Kheni from a different perspective to my normal views, and the verdant green of the rice paddies between the new and the old villages painted a stunning swathe across the landscape.

We crossed the river on a suspension footbridge and wound our way up through forest to the Kheni model village.  En route I collected fresh peppercorns and curry leaf for culinary purposes and we stopped for a break and were delighted with the wide range of beautiful butterflies around us.  It was after lunch time, by the time we arrived at the model village so all was quiet, but we paused to admire the view and look at where we had walked. 

The final haul up the hill had us at home by early afternoon, and thoughts of a hot lunch were replaced by thoughts of some cold beer and cheese and crackers – Bruce having been entrusted by Deki with a gift of Bumthang cheese when he arrived.
But first, a long, cold refreshing shower.  While Bruce was in the shower, my neighbour, Sithar, bought around some reviving ara, laced with fried egg. A very kind gesture.


All in all, rather an adventurous  and a very enjoyable experience, even if there was less of Bruce by the end of the trek.